THE BIG SLEEP



Sue always insisted that her husband Jack take her to the theater once a month, but Jack hated the theater.

"Sue," he complained, "I would rather stay home and watch the ball game."

"Is that all you can think about-ball games?" countered Sue "Think about me once in a while-cooped up in the house alone all day."

So they went to the theater that night with friends.

At the end of Act II a loud snoring sound startled them.

Everyone looked and there was Jack sound asleep.
Sue turned crimson red with shame.

"How dare he make a spectacle like this! I'll never live it down."

"Don't bother him," laughed one of the nearby spectators.
"He's the ohly one enaying himself.".